Friday, April 22, 2011

April Top 10 List

1. Earl Sweatshirt- Earl
2. Tyler, the Creator- Bastard
3. Social Junk- Dirty Cloud
4. Exit Hippies- Record and Fantasy EP
5. K-Holes- s/t LP
6. Grotesque- Beyond the Black Gate demo
7. Bird Names- 20 Charters EP
8. Shitmat / Ladyscraper- Grungecore Vol. 1 split 7"
9. The Brentwoods- Singles Collection
10. Black Sabbath- Paranoid

Earl Sweatshirt- Earl and Tyler, the Creator- Bastard

so, here's what's up: I got obsessed with Odd Future not long ago, when a friend tipped me off.  I spent a pretty good amount of time writing about them, and right around the time I finished, I realized that not only was I way later to the party than I'd even realized, but that I was also adding to the saturation of pointless non-information regarding the group, something that bums me (and them) out.  So, while I don't feel that completely deleting my piece is necessary (I did spend a fair amount of time on it), if you are going to read it, please be aware that it's outdated, contains no new information, and that my skills for describing hip-hop are turgid at best...also, I'm not concerned with fixing any editorial errors or misinformation that the piece may contain, as I'm just sick of fucking with it, and there is enough other shit out there regarding OF that you don't need me to find out what's going on.  Ok, that's it.    

I like to think that I am, to some degree at least, immune to orchestrated hype.  Some people decide to check out an artist if they hear about them a handful of times; I on the other hand usually assume that any artist who's name I see everywhere has some asshole with a vested interest standing behind them and throwing money at everyone in sight to get them noticed, which I find quite tacky, and which just makes me assume that the artist in question hasn't actually earned anyone's attention, least of all mine since they can't seem to gain it simply on the merit of their efforts as ARTISTS.  Furthermore, I don't read shitty corporate rock payola magazines like Spin, or shitty indie rock payola magazines like Death and Taxes or Under the Radar.  I don't read Pitchfork either (except for the 'history of' type articles, cause come on, those rule!), though I really have nothing against them (at least they don't only review records by labels who buy ad space from them!), I just sort of assume that the music they cover is stuff that that's intended to appeal to the broadest swath of indie rockers possible, and that's just not me.  If you've been keeping up, you know that my preferred way to find about new artists is to see them perform live.  Beyond that, I download an album here and there, order many records completely unheard from labels that seem interesting, and rely on recommendations from friends and and a handful of music bloggers who don't write for their paychecks (look to your right).

I just re-read all that, and wow, I really sound like a jackass; it is all true though, and I do actually have a point that I'm trying to put out there, and that is this: Occasionally, and maybe even more often than occasionally as like I said I'm a bit out of the loop when it comes to 'popular music', there exists an overhyped artist who truly is unique, interesting, and worth taking seriously.  In 1992 it was Nirvana. In the last decade it's been artists like Girl Talk and M.I.A.  Right now, it's Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All (or Odd Future for short...or Wolf Gang...or Golf Wang).

And, man are they ever overhyped!  I don't mean that in the sense that their music doesn't warrant attention, it definitely does; it's just that everyone from NPR and the Wire to the aforementioned shitty corporate rock payola magazines, not to mention the entire blogosphere, has been covering them seemingly non-stop for months, re-printing the same shit over and over, leading to a bit of an information glut, and perhaps foreshadowing a backlash.  I would venture to guess that anyone who follows hip-hop even fleetingly has heard quite the earful about them...shit, anyone who follows new music of any genre has probably heard of them.  At this point you may be asking the question 'so then why are you writing about them?'  Well, the answer to that is simply that I think they're great.  I'll do my best to add something new to the proceedings, but in all honesty there doesn't seem to be a lot of ground left uncovered regarding these guys, so if you've already gorged, you might wanna skip ahead. 

Assuming you haven't read anything about them, here's a very brief crash course: Odd Future is a large group (more than ten members) of MCs, DJs, and producers out of Los Angeles. With the exception of female producer / live engineer Syd the Kyd, Odd Future's members are very young men (many are still teenagers) who are into skateboarding, outspoken atheism, evil, and bands like Stereolab and the Liars.  Until they began to be offered label deals earlier this year, every album the group had produced (the final total was eleven I believe) from solo records to all-inclusive mixtapes was made available for free on their website.  To say that they don't fit very well into the world of popular music as it currently exists is a bit of an understatement, although this fact is something that the group actively strives to change by way of attempting to completely discredit most of popular music which they seem to have no issue frequently dissing for being either old and stale or lazy and soft.  They also have some of the most highly scrutinized and abhorrent lyrics hip-hop has ever seen.

The two most prominent members of the crew thus far are OFWGKTA's insanely talented founder and official group leader Tyler, the Creator, and his adorably crude and foul mouthed teenage sidekick Earl Sweatshirt.  Between the two of them, they spit enough misogyny (the joy of rape is a frequent lyrical theme), homophobia (Tyler often punctuates the ends of his rhymes with a menacing 'faggot', while Earl refers to the OF crew as 'fag damagers'), outright blasphemy (references to evil and Satan are abundant) and political incorrectness (ever heard of 'black nazis'? well, now you have) to make the offensive hardcore rap lyrics of yesteryear seem tame by comparison.  

Their lyrical content has earned them no short list of enemies and detractors, and understandably so.  As someone who personally knows people who have been fucked with for being queer and women who have been raped, I can personally attest that some of the things Odd Future say give me the big time creeps; BUT I also realize that what they are doing is making ART based on what they know and feel.  Think about it like this: if N.W.A. was the product of tough, crime addled streets, police brutality, gang life, and exploitation, the members of Odd Future are the products of the post-modern sense of fractured identity, youtube, rape porn, and ingenuity.  They are, if nothing else, the sons of post twentieth century American society, and, yes, what they are saying is repulsive; however, I am of the opinion that what really scares people about OF is that, like N.W.A. before them, they are speaking a truth that the majority of Americans just aren't ready to deal with or take responsibility for: the kids aren't alright, they're really fucking angry.  Who's fault is that and how did they get the way they are?  It's a complicated question to say the least, and it seems like many would rather get upset about it than ask questions.              

Of course, as offensive as they can sometimes be, most of OF's lyrical crudeness must be taken with a grain of salt.  They obviously don't actually keep women locked in their basements, burn down houses, or perform oral sex on corpses; meanwhile, their constant homophobia is quickly discredited when you learn that previously mentioned female crew member Syd the Kyd is openly gay.  In a sense, their lyrical attempts to challenge and shock the status quo into disbelief are no different than when bands like the Sex Pistols and Throbbing Gristle brandished swastikas in the late seventies for the same purposes, and though OF obviously revel in the fact that their lyrics would scare the shit out of just about any suburban parent in the country, in the group's many non-music related videos on their youtube page, Earl and Tyler seem like the kind of goofy guys who would be really nice to your parents if they came to your house to hang out.      

Perhaps it seems like I'm trying to defend the content of their lyrics, and maybe to some degree I am; I am after all, obviously quite the fan.  But if nothing else, I feel like shunning Odd Future or targeting them as poster boys for what's wrong with society or hip-hop or whatever will only fuel their anger.  Instead, I feel that if for no other reason, we should be listening to what they're saying so that we can learn from them.  At this moment, whether they (or you) want to admit it or not, they are a microcosm of America's youth; turning our backs on them because we disapprove of them or refuse to try and understand them is a mistake.  It's quite possible in fact, that such knee jerk reactions in the past had something to do with shaping their current attitudes.

I also feel like it's important to give them a chance to grow up a bit and accumulate a few more life experiences with which to inform their viewpoints (one of their favorite slogans 'kill people, burn shit, fuck school' reveals much about their youthful mindset, as artists over the age of about nineteen rarely, if ever, complain about school).  There is no question that these kids are abnormally bright and talented, and the directions that they could go in are endless.  During the late eighties, who ever could have imagined that Ice Cube would be starring in family films or that the Beastie Boys would progress from Budweiser worship and a giant hydraulic penis to becoming feminists, Buddhists, and vegans?          

Finally, to paraphrase NPR's Frannie Kelley, the offensive content present in their lyrics is one of the least notable things about them, and if they weren't genuinely talented and original no one would care about the things they're saying anyway.  So, let's get on to the music then shall we?

First up is Earl Sweatshirt.  Unfortunately, Mr. Sweatshirt (who recently turned seventeen) is currently not with the group as he appears to be serving time in teenage purgatory due to parental intervention; despite this temporary setback however, the video for his first single (like his album, aptly titled 'Earl') has received over two-million youtube hits since it was posted in July of last year, and deservedly so.  The video is an entrancing fever dream fantasy of illicit drug use and debauchery, blood and death, and the song is not too shabby either, as Earl, from the comfort of a barber's chair in a room full of disembodied doll heads, waxes poetic over an infectious, hard hitting bass groove, about among other things, putting the "ass in assassin" and consuming fried human remains mixed with shit

The content on the rest of the album gets even grimmer, though always has a subtle tongue in cheek feel making it somewhat difficult to get too upset by the lyrical content; in the track "Kill", for example, Earl inserts a verse describing a marathon three-way with Pamela Anderson and Billy Ray Cyrus during which he's served sandwiches by Miley Cyrus, as an amused Santa Claus and horrified Mrs. Claus look on.

There is no challenging the fact that Earl is gifted, supremely so in fact.  Every single song on his record is a killer, and his ability to concoct witty and macabre rhymes and effortlessly connect the most far flung concepts imaginable rivals even that of Earl's hero, himself, Eminem.  The production work, (mostly by Tyler) is all top-notch, and Earl's baritone flow is about as good as it gets in hip-hop today; imagine the smoothness of a rapper like Q-Tip combined with the non-stop belligerent aggression of someone like Method Man and you'll get a sense of what I'm talking about.

While it's obvious that Earl is a big fan of Eminem and models a good amount of his rhyming style after the Shady one, he has a much more agreeable voice (i.e. he doesn't sound like a circus clown on helium) and is, in my opinion, much more charismatic; Eminiem has always come off to me as a bitter, middle aged loser full of self loathing and doubt.  Earl on the other hand sounds like an MC confidently standing at the edge of greatness with no lingering doubts and nothing to prove.  Considering his age, he certainly has plenty of time and opportunity to make the world his, and as soon as he arrives back on the scene, I have no doubt he will do so quite swiftly.  In the meanwhile I highly suggest that anyone with even a slight interest in hip-hop immediately procure his album here.                               


Next up is Tyler, the Creator's debut album Bastard, which is different in as many ways as it is similar to Earl.  It's most similar in the sense that Tyler and Earl both adopt the same 'psycho stream of consciousness' style of rhyming, burning through taboos like nobody's business.  The biggest difference however is that Tyler mixes Earl's mean-spirited prankster vibe with highly personal themes of introspection, depression, alienation, and suicide.  At times it can all come off a bit heavy handed, though  for the most part the lyrics are balanced and honest enough, and the songs good enough that it works.

If Earl is the equivalent of OF's Method Man, Tyler is both the group's RZA and Ghostface Killah.  He's like RZA in the sense that he is the one pulling the strings on everything, producing beats and leading the crew with no uncertain confidence and swagger; he is like Ghostface in the sense that his spitfire flow is immediately stunning and propelled by ultra obscure and off the wall references packed into bizarre and densely composed rhyme schemes.  Yes, I know the Wu-Tang comparison is very lazy and played out, but it works for me in trying to give an idea of what Odd Future actually sounds like since I'm not very familiar with the process of describing the auditory details of hip-hop the way I am with describing such details for other kinds of music I enjoy.    

Bastard's title track, which opens the record, is undoubtedly the most honest and moving hip-hop song I've ever heard; essentially a tirade against an absentee father, the track also covers traditionally un-discussed subjects within hip-hop such as being bullied, peer pressure to be sexually active, and feelings of worthlessness and depression.  When he gets to the line "I created OF because I feel we're more talented than forty year old rappers talking about Gucci with kids they haven't seen in years" it always gives me the shivers.  The rest of the album finds Tyler frequently spitting angrily at everyone in sight over tracks that range from dirgey to jazzy and is also really, really good.          

Odd Future is certainly not for everyone, though many, including myself, feel that they may be poised to de-legitimize 'soft-rap' the same way Nirvana de-legitimized hair metal, practically overnight.  This could of course simply be wishful thinking, or even foolish thinking.  I certainly don't want the next 'generation spokesperson' to be a faux homophobic rapist, even if it is just a character or just a joke.  I know that I know how to separate art from reality, but when it comes to others, I'm not as confident in their abilities to do so.  Did I just say I'm better than other people?  Maybe. But regardless of all that, as far as pushing hip-hop forward into fresh, new, and fascinating territory, Odd Future's competition at the moment is virtually non-existent; they ARE the most exciting hip-hop group in the world right now, and if that is something that matters to you, you owe it to yourself to give them a listen.

If you think you can handle it, here is the place to be.   

Social Junk- Dirty Cloud



When I started this blog, I decided it would be unseemly to use this platform to hype the records I was releasing...I mean ya know, not that I couldn't mention them at all or whatever (click here!), but I created this outlet to talk about music that I'm personally enjoying, not records that I have some sort of interest in promoting.  Well, this particular entry on the list may mean the end of that, but it's ok considering this album came out way back in 2007, and I've been jamming it on and off since then.

So, when I heard that plans to press this one up on wax had fallen through, I stepped up to take the helm.  Now I may not even be releasing this particular record anyway, maybe something else, me and SJ is still talking, but no matter what happens, the record probably won't see the light of day til December or something, so I guess it doesn't matter, cause you'll have forgotten all about this by then....

For those not in the know, Social Junk is a band reigning originally from Huntington, West Virginia (now split between WV and Philly) made up of the core of Noah Anthony (currently rippin' down walls and gettin' folks sweatin' with his Night Burger project) and Heather Young (aka HNY, currently giving children nightmares with her sparse, ghostly spirit invocations) with occasional auxiliary members here and there.  The band actually began as a standard four piece rock set up in 2002, but then evolved into some sort of mutant hybrid of new age folk music, shouting, scant percussion, and warbling noise, sounding frequently a little too straight for hardcore noise freaks, yet way too fucked up for the rockers....I first saw them in 2005, while wild man Zack Kouns (who is possibly the re-incarnation of wild man Wild Man Fischer) was still a member of the group, where they improvised a fantastically bizarre set, utilizing all kinds of gadgets I had never seen before, and shouting incomprehensibly while a slow groove rumbled far beneath the surface.  Since then I've probably seen the band at least fifty times (in the interest of full disclosure: one of my previous bands did tour with them in 2008), and still they continue to amaze me.

But we're talking about records here, not shows.  So what's up with SJ on record?  Well, it depends.  Their pre-2007 output runs the gamut from relatively straight ahead rock and folk, to drilling harshness and long winded atmospheric spook jams.  Some of it is great, some of it is unlistenable; but while the band's earliest material occasionally lacks in ear-appeal, it's existence is actually quite important if only for the fact that it laid the groundwork for the two fantastic records they released in 2007 after reconciling their contradictory musical tendencies into one serious monster of a band.  The first was Offering, the second, Dirty Cloud.  What changed, you ask?  Well, gone are the meandering blowouts of 2006's Trailer Witch and the dry muck of 2005's Champs, replaced instead with meticulously planned and orchestrated SONGS.  (Also in the interest of full disclosure: most of the rest of this piece was taken from a write-up I penned back in December of 2007.  chalk it up to laziness).                  

It's hard to talk about Dirty Cloud without mentioning Offering; whether the band intended it or not, I very much consider the albums companion pieces, and if Offering is some sort of sick desert nightmare in which you get sand in your eyes and your house burns down (and it most certainly is), Dirty Cloud is nothing if not it's somber afterthought, coming off like one final stroll through the wasteland that used to be your sanity. Not nearly as as ugly as it's predecessor, many of the songs, such as the nine-minute 'Bloodletting', instead of building into massive wasteland proportions cruise to a peaceful warm place, offering droning, uneasy comfort instead of the violent bone-shattering aggression present on OfferingAdditionally, Young's angelic vocals are more prominently featured, while Anthony's vocals are much calmer in general and often carry heavy effects processing.  The album still has it's share of noisers of course, 'Lands or Sands' sounds like someone trying to yell at you from across the bridge in a panic inducing traffic jam and 'Ramblin' Pines' sounds like the support beams holding that bridge snapping as easily as a rubber band while AM radio plays, barely audible on your car stereo; overall however, Dirty Cloud tends to hover somewhere above the melee like some barely visible glow through the, uh, clouds (yeah I know, real creative descriptive writing huh?).   

Anyway, I think there is always something to be said for an album that you can create and maintain your own concept around independent of the artist's vision. Both Offering and Dirty Cloud (perhaps my all time faves by SJ,  for sure both in the top three, which ain't no joke when considering the band has like twenty or something out there) are such records, and the creepy crud that they shore up in my mind freaks me out pretty hard, which is why I love them so much.  Highly recommended to anyone with an open mind.  To obtain music, write to the band here, then go check out Noah's rad tape label, R.T. Champs here.

Exit Hippies- Record and Fantasy EP

According to one Mr. Stuart Scharder, who is, if not currently the world's most imminent, then certainly at least currently the world's most interesting punk rock scholar, the hardcore scene in Japan has undergone some very odd and unexpected changes over the last decade; in short, all kinds of noisy Japanese crust punk and d-beat bands have begun doing something that has long been regarded as anathema by many in their circles: they've been fucking with the formula.

Depending on what you're into this could be either a very good or very bad thing.  If you haven't heard enough bands who attempt only to rehash the sounds of Discharge, Conflict, Rudimentary Peni, or whoever, then this sucks for you, as you're now relegated only to the hundreds of bands and thousands of records previously released in those bands' styles.  If, on the other hand you're like me and think that the idea of a crusty Japanese hardcore group who's members moonlight as club DJs, and who mix techno beats into their totally over the top distorted noise-punk, sounds like the most unbelievably rad thing you can possibly imagine then you friend, are in luck, because that is exactly who/what the Exit Hippies are.  They call it 'raver-noise crust'; I call it brilliant.

To put this insanity into context, it's helpful to note that around the time Anthrax and Public Enemy were inspiring legions of misled youths to start rap-rock bands, over in the UK, Top 40 dance-pop group the KLF  unleashed a collaboration far stranger than Bring the Noize, when they elected to record a version of their hit single 3 AM Eternal with grind/crust band Extreme Noise Terror.  The resulting track, much like Bring the Noize, was a much better idea on paper than on wax, but nevertheless the damage was done, and adolescents all over the world were exposed to an unwholesome punk hybrid powerful enough to impact their young minds with the idea that convention should be regarded as something to trample upon rather than adhere to; presumably, the members of the Exit Hippies were amongst them.

Regarding the music on this here piece o' wax, (as well as the music of the Exit Hippies, and their off shoot the Exit Hoppers, in general) I feel compelled to give warning that the combination of crust punk and house beats doesn't really come off in the way you're likely imagining, that is at least if you're imagining tight riff based d-beat hardcore with occasional underlying slick, tempered bass thumps to back it up.  No, what we have here is much more primal and damaged than anything like that, retaining only the most meager elements of the genres which inspired it.  For example, on the A-side of Record and Fantasy, a few seconds of a somewhat traditional sounding hardcore song quickly morphs into a stew of confused screaming and grunting, noisy guitar (which rarely if ever plays a discernible riff), piercing feedback, and rhythmically thumping medium paced club beats. The B-side again launches briefly into vaguely familiar sounding punk territory, before awkwardly segueing into a synth laden hardcore jam so badly recorded it's almost completely incomprehensible; in short it is a really, really, really, good record by a band that is likely currently one of the world's weirdest.

I shouldn't have to say this, but just so you can't say I didn't warn you, be aware that this shit is not casual listening, and assuming that you can make it all the way through this record, by the time it's over you're likely to need a drink of water and a nap....I know I do....but, if you're reading this and drooling over the possibilities of what this record could hold in store for you, you can buy it here or check out the band's myspace here. Also, if you'd like to hear more about the movement spawning mutant Japanese noise-core bands from someone who knows significantly more about this kind of stuff than I do, I highly encourage you to check out the second installment of Shit-Fi Radio here.

K-Holes- s/t LP

Recently I've been seeing the HoZac label popping up in a lot of places, so I decided to check out a few of their releases.  I was specifically interested in the K-Holes after reading a review (don't remember where) of their LP which likened their sound to the Birthday Party, a comparison that tends to get my attention; their fantastic band name and cover art just sweetened the deal.  At the time I ordered the record (which I thoroughly enjoyed and will talk more about in a moment), Hozac was offering this Spring batch bargain deal that included the LP and three 7"s of bands I'd never heard of called X-Ray Eyeballs, Women in Prison, and Spider Fever, so I decided to opt for that in hopes of hearing some neat bands...

Unfortunately there were a few things I didn't realize, primary among them being the fact that Hozac is basically just a garage punk label...not that there is anything wrong with that if it's your bag, but I've gotta say, it takes a pretty damn interesting garage punk band to get me up in the morning these days, and none of these three were cutting it...the bands weren't bad or anything like that, they were just kind of average sounding rock bands; and while sloppy playing and lo-fi recording both might seem pretty cliche at this point, I certainly feel like they would've lent some personality to these records...I dunno, I mean I'm not saying I want anyone to feign that they don't know how to play or record, but I suppose maybe the fact that I listened to enough adequately recorded three-chord punk songs when I was teenager has just led me to consider efforts that continue to write in that particular style as rather pointless...          

What's especially ironic about this is that I'm about to tell you how good the K-Holes record is because of how much it sounds like the Birthday Party, a band that hasn't existed for nearly thirty years; of course it's not totally the same, and I could go on about how compared to the number of bands that have tried to sound like the Ramones or the Stooges, there have been a mere handful of bands that show direct influence from the Birthday Party, or about how much more 'out there' sounding bluesy swamp rock is than pogo punk, but the truth is, the level of idol worship being displayed by the K-Holes here is a little bit extreme...I mean they really, really sound like the Birthday Party, so much so that one day when I was listening to the record a friend actually thought it was the Birthday Party.

I of course enjoyed the record because, you guessed it, I enjoy the Birthday Party.  There are some songs on the B-side of the record that are in a very different, punkier, almost jangly style, and they help to break up the monotony of the doom and gloom just fine, but I'm not sure how well I would've responded to them had they stood alone on a 7" rather than in the context of the album...anyway, if I've got my facts straight, the K-Holes are comprised of members of some other bands that sound different, though I couldn't tell you who any of them are or what they sound like.  I wouldn't mind hearing more from the K-Holes, but would like to hear them add a few more discernible influences to their pallet on future recordings...meanwhile, if you're really into bands that sound like the Birthday Party, then I highly recommend buying this record here.

Grotesque- Beyond the Black Gate demo

Considering that there has been a metal release on every list I've made so far, you may be surprised to learn that I'm not much of a death metal fan.  There are exceptions here and there of course: I'm a pretty huge fan of almost everything Carcass ever recorded and I also really dig some of the earlier stuff by Death, Autopsy, Obituary, and Incantation to name a few.  For the most part though, death metal has always just kind of bored me.  It's not that I haven't tried...I mean really, if I had a nickel for every time I've attempted to discover the supposed magic in Altars of Madness or Legion (highly touted classics of the genre by Morbid Angel and Deicide respectively), I'd have at least a few bucks... 

Yet, for some reason, when I learned of Daniel Ekeroth's book Swedish Death Metal, which covers the evolution of death metal in Sweden during the late eighties and early nineties from a barely extant sub-genre to a cultural phenomenon, I had to have it.  I reasoned to myself that this book might be the thing that finally helps me really understand death metal's intended appeal; the fact that I've been a fan of Swedish metal gods At the Gates for almost ten years didn't hurt either.  In the end however, let's just say that while the book was an interesting read, most of the music I followed up on didn't impress me much.  Again there were some exceptions; I immediately took to early records by bands like Grave and Liers in Wait for example, but the crown jewel of my Swedish death metal download spree was this three song demo released in 1989 by Gothenburg based band Grotesque (a band which actually featured future founding members of both At the Gates and Liers in Wait).

It doesn't take much to explain what excites me about this release: the first song on it is uniquely bizarre and probably the most psychedelic death metal song I've ever heard.  All the genre staples are present of course, as there is certainly no shortage of too fast drumming, growling vocals, or down-tuned guitar; but it's the way that these elements are put together that makes the song truly amazing.  The drums seem to be in their own world most of the time, speeding up and slowing down regardless of what the other instruments are doing; the bass plugs away at some strange slide riff while the guitars float tunelessly above it all sounding at times more like distant sirens than what they actually are; over it all, some creep growls in a way I've heard and been unimpressed by a thousand times before, though hearing it over this type of weirdly insane cacophony is definitely new.

The other two songs on the demo are okay I suppose, but neither one comes close to the inspired lunacy of the first.  Similarly, when I followed up on more music by Grotesque, it was also unfortunately just mediocre.

So then, before you ask, yes, I am recommending this band and this recording on the basis of just one really good song.  Maybe you think that's dumb?  Well, listen to the fucking song, then get back be me.  Get it here.

Bird Names- 20 Charters EP

Another month, another list, another Bird Names record.  If nothing else, I suppose this provides some insight into how much I actually listen to this band (hint: it's a lot).  20 Charters is a 10" EP which, if I understand correctly, came out of the same sessions as the album On Opaque Things.  This EP however at least in terms of sheer abstruseness and fuck-all attitude is by far the most confusingly deranged output the band have ever released; for me, 20 Charters is like the holy grail of the Bird Names catalog.

Sounding something like what I imagine a stripped down version of the band playing in a freight car full of hyperactive kids on a bumpy train ride to the sanitarium would sound like, the hooks and odd changes are all still there on this record, but the psychedelic aspects usually employed by the group seem to have shifted towards a more drug-damaged (rather than drug-assisted) vibe.  Moments which might signal momentary calm or a restrained approach on other records, instead become twisted into grinning toothless homages to the indulgence of nihilistic freedom and temporary psychopathy.  It is not an easy listen, and perhaps for some not a pleasant one...in a way it sometimes seems like the darkest output the band has ever released, but that's likely only because of the extent to which the band goes about deconstructing their style to make it sound, for lack of a better word, wrong.

I don't know, maybe that all came out wrong...the record isn't upsetting or unsettling in any way...just really strange, even by Bird Name's oddball standards...but on the other hand, if 20 Charters was a person, you probably wouldn't choose to sit next to them on the bus....if you think you're worthy of the quest, buy it direct from the band here.     

Shitmat / Ladyscraper- Grungecore Vol. 1 split EP

So called 'breakcore', as in the all encompassing non-genre which refers to just about anything with a club beat (be it deconstructed or not) that happens to be too strange or aggressive to really be passable (in the U.S. at least) to either the hardcore Ecstasy and glowstick burnouts or the younger, much hipper (and more boring) Daft Punk fans, is something I've been interested in for awhile.  Unfortunately, a lot of the stuff I've checked out is hit and miss, and honestly I don't feel that I've ever been able to penetrate the surface, despite having tried a handful of times.  Remember my issues with death metal a section or two back?  Same kinda shit.  Also like death metal however, there are the exceptions, and Shitmat and Ladyscraper, happen to be two of them.

Although their sounds are perhaps seemingly similar to the non-electronic music tolerant ear, the things that grabbed me individually about each of these two artists upon first hearing them were quite disparate.  Ladyscraper's compositions are usually quite fast and noisy, often sampling metal guitar riffs, and using dark, sometimes violently themed vocal samples.  The phrase 'overbearingly aggressive' may be a suitable description. When I listen to his music, it imbues the same state of mind in me as if I were to be listening to say, Reign in Blood...it's no vacation, but if I'm merging on to the Interstate, holy shit, you better watch out!

Shitmat on the other hand has mastered the very rarely well executed art of combining interesting music with a sense of baiting humor that doesn't taint the proceedings.  The first time I ever heard his music, the phrase 'cultural abuse' stuck in my head (note: I was probably high) due to the nearly endless stream of recognizable pop culture related samples (musical and otherwise) featured in his songs (despite this, Girl Talk is not an accurate reference point).  Beyond sticking it to mainstream culture, Shitmat is also well known for gleefully skewering the electronic music subculture in which he's most well known, frequently challenging both artists and followers by embracing taboos or exaggerating cliches, always with tongue planted firmly in cheek, if not pointed straight out at you.

So then, suffice it to say that when a friend got me this split 7", which features both artists remixing Nirvana songs, for my birthday last year, I was quite, quite excited; nor was I disappointed.  Although both sides are great, I like the Ladyscraper remix of Scentless Apprentice slightly less, mostly because he decided to add his own vocals over the originals (on the other hand though, how many artists in the breakcore scene actually bother to sing over their tracks?).  Aside from the vocals however, the remix is pretty much perfect.  When the hard bass beats following the song's original drum intro come in, the effect is beyond heavy, always taking an unsuspecting listener by surprise.

The Shitmat side, a hard house style remix of Negative Creep, is practically perfect.  It's not quite as harsh as the Ladyscraper track, containing more of a danceable beat.  The way Shitmat approaches the original tune is also quite different, as he uses it much more as a piece to build a larger work around, than as a song to be 'covered' (beyond LS's insane added beats and vocals, his remix mostly follows in the pattern of the original song).  Maybe it's because I already know how witty and subversive Shitmat is, or maybe it's just the nature of the thing itself, but in addition to the intrinsic value this track has, it also strikes me as utterly hilarious.  Maybe it's because I don't view it as an unlikely possibility that hordes of misguided former frat jocks that bought Nirvana records in the early nineties and have now (de-)evolved into alcoholic, suburban, middle aged club goers would happily dance their asses off to this remix of their favorite "jam" from high school  without any sense whatsoever of self reflection or self awareness.  I'm guessing that Shitmat has visualized that image in his head at some point as well...Cheers to that.

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The Brentwoods- Singles Collection

It's weird; though I've just recently discovered the Brentwoods, my knowledge of bands with which they shared members, former members, and acquaintances stretches back nearly a decade and a half to when I picked up the Got a Record LP by San Francisco garage punkers the Rip-Offs.  The Rip-Offs played a sort of simple/poppy, style of garage rock, not too tight, but not over the top loose and wild either, and sang songs about shoplifting and spurning the advances of unattractive women.  The cover art featured the four band members standing in a line-up at the police station all dressed in black and wearing wrestling masks.  At the time, I thought that record was the be-all, end-all shit, and in fact, I still have it and throw it on from time to time.

Despite my affection for the the Rip-Offs however, my enthusiasm for their particular brand of garage punk was dealt a significant blow several years later when I came across the band from which they were descended, a much dirtier and more damaged garage band called Supercharger.  Like the Rip-Offs, Supercharger were great at penning hilariously juvenile lyrics (example: "You don't have to tell your dad / Hey, I want it bad") and great, memorable chorus hooks; unlike the Rip-Offs, Supercharger created an intensely sweaty and tinny racket which constantly sounded on the verge of completely falling apart; their instruments almost never sounded tuned in any 'proper' manor, and their vocals were much closer to the tone deaf grunts and shouts of Louie Louie than the vocal harmonies utilized by their offspring.  I was once again smitten.

The way the Brentwoods tie into all this is that after Supercharger broke up and one of the members started the Rip-Offs, the other two members started the Brentwoods.  And ironically enough, as much as Supercharger immediately blew the Rip-Offs out of the water for me, the Brentwoods have now had exactly that same effect on my opinion of Supercharger!  Don't get me wrong, I still love Supercharger (I still love the Rip-Offs too for the record), but the debauched delinquent insanity of the Brentwoods makes them sound almost tame by comparison.

In addition to their seemingly manic energy, I suppose the most immediately distinguishing feature of the Brentwoods versus the other two aforementioned bands, is their female vocalist, Patty.  Her singing is always way too high in the mix, and she sounds sort of like an eight year old professing her love of ice cream at the top of her lungs.  Beyond that, there is also a farfisa in there sometimes, and the songwriting style is actually much poppier than the Rip-Offs, but the playing and the mix are so cruddy it usually comes out sounding even too fucked up to discern. To give a bit of context, I would imagine there are plenty of pop-punkers who love the Rip-Offs, but would run screaming from the overwhelming lunatic din of the Brentwoods.  Add to the equation lyrics which are pretty much only ever about partying in the Buri Buri, an obscure neighborhood in South San Francisco, and you have a band after my own heart, and one that manages to make most other garage bands seem square.

My personal favorite record in this collection is the Go Get Bent EP, but they're all great.  Unfortunately, I didn't realize when I downloaded this gem from soulseek that all of the Brentwoods music is out of print.  This means that the "collection" doesn't actually exist in any form, so I can't provide a link for it.  It's a bummer, I know.  But, never fear, I'm not letting it go that easily; instead you can grab their only full length album, the criminally obscure, Fun in South City, which is also incredibly sick, here.  Enjoy, and I'll see you all at the Buri Buri party!              

Black Sabbath- Paranoid


Though I actually own a vinyl copy of this killer, my most recent love affair with Paranoid has been due to the presence of a CD copy that inhabits one of the two cars I drive from time to time.  And if you thought I was at a loss for words when trying to discuss Killing Joke a couple months back, I have even less to say about Black Sabbath.  I mean, really, what can I say?  How about this: War Pigs, Planet Caravan, Electric Funeral, Hand of Doom, Fairies Wear Boots, and Rat Salad are six of the best songs ever, ever, ever.  If I had to pick a fave, I'd go for Electric Funeral, but let that say nothing about the absolutely unimpeachable quality of the other above listed jams on this record...I suppose the fact that I always skip Iron Man and Paranoid due to the fact that it's impossible for me to enjoy them following years of their unseemly desecration within pop culture sort of bums me out (at this point I can't even tell if those songs are good or not), but the album works just fine without them in my opinion so it's no biggie.  This record is classic rock 101, except unlike most of the shit inhabiting that sad musical ghetto of a genre, it's actually really good.  So no, you don't get a link for it.  If you don't already own it, just go steal it from your dad; but don't be surprised when he comes looking for it, cause he probably still uses the gatefold to de-seed his pot.